I can't, can't stand your mother...

Or maybe it's your father I can't stand.

Or your brother? Oh wait... maybe it's your other brother.

Either way kids, the moral of the story is that if you're a Manning, Tom Brady is tired of telling you about yourself. Game, after game, after game.

But then there was that whole Superbowl thing... the two Superbowl things, actually, where both pro Mannings actually whooped Brady and the Patriots. lol.

Are you not entertained?

If not, maybe the following will spark your humor plug as much as it did mine. I have no idea whether or not these are real quotes, or just the brilliant love child of a writer and his liquor, but this is the good-good. Keep in mind too, because it actually adds to the funny factor: the following weekend, little Eli took Tommy boy to school at Superbowl XLII, live from Glendale, AZ.

It's old, but I just found it so it's new to me. Pure gold people!

King Midas styles... enjoy: http://www.serioussportsnewsnetwork.com/2008/02/brady-tired-of-beating-mannings.html